Never raise your hand to a teenager ... it leaves your groin unprotected.
We're going to learn some things today that you'll be able to use at least through this afternoon.
I don't know if you're like me, but I know I am.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and keep away from children.
The road to a friends house is never long. (Swedish proverb)
If love was a raindrop I would send you a shower
If hope was a minute I would send you an hour
If happiness was a leaf I would send you a tree
If you need a friend you will always have (Frank) me!
Roses are red, violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic and so am I
May every day of your life together be worse than the next. (Old Irish wedding blessing)
Always keep several get well cards on the mantel. If unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean.
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